tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2417142956866475567.comments2023-04-03T00:35:44.158-05:00Awkward BackhairJebhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02841663542283101705noreply@blogger.comBlogger95125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2417142956866475567.post-21536557775715369412013-01-13T17:43:11.454-06:002013-01-13T17:43:11.454-06:00haha, what up c.town? big win for your niners last...haha, what up c.town? big win for your niners last night. i'm surprised i never noted this comment till now (i am bad at social media).<br /><br />update: saw the same dude being escorted through 6 corners just yesterday. that crafty mexican bowling ball of a man...Jebhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02841663542283101705noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2417142956866475567.post-36672625129857920082013-01-03T15:29:30.231-06:002013-01-03T15:29:30.231-06:00I'm surprised he didn't respond with an od...I'm surprised he didn't respond with an ode to Jules from Pulp Fiction, "English muthafucka, do you speak it?"C.Townhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10122083609779866313noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2417142956866475567.post-76740539962381995342012-11-15T09:09:33.871-06:002012-11-15T09:09:33.871-06:00oh snap, open diary days. holler.oh snap, open diary days. holler.Jebhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02841663542283101705noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2417142956866475567.post-25595666982689072532012-11-01T23:14:31.885-05:002012-11-01T23:14:31.885-05:00hey! this is tiffany (give up the ghost)
found yo...hey! this is tiffany (give up the ghost)<br /><br />found you again.<br /><br />hello.tiffanyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01387321708795251105noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2417142956866475567.post-92046864400958776112012-10-08T10:30:05.040-05:002012-10-08T10:30:05.040-05:00Backstreet Boys audio waves are shooting through s...Backstreet Boys audio waves are shooting through space, and Aliens are quite moved by itThe Igloo Ovenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02026557972401674400noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2417142956866475567.post-53273611737823304622012-03-22T17:55:03.529-05:002012-03-22T17:55:03.529-05:00L, I don't actually know who the L you are, as...L, I don't actually know who the L you are, as you don't have a pro(or even amateur)file, but I'm glad any time I can help settle a debate. This reply is about three months late, but so it goes sometimes.<br /><br />Hope that your holidays were happy as well.Jebhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02841663542283101705noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2417142956866475567.post-14115812780828347932012-03-22T17:52:42.637-05:002012-03-22T17:52:42.637-05:00It may be that Dairy Queen has finally trademarked...It may be that Dairy Queen has finally trademarked the Blizzard. At least they're delicious.Jebhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02841663542283101705noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2417142956866475567.post-45067811430980039942012-03-21T19:54:35.018-05:002012-03-21T19:54:35.018-05:00Maybe winter burnt itself out over the years, it d...Maybe winter burnt itself out over the years, it didn't have it in itself to perform masterpiece blizzardsThe Igloo Ovenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02026557972401674400noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2417142956866475567.post-32584165726641243572011-12-18T18:18:00.169-06:002011-12-18T18:18:00.169-06:00thanks for this post. the symbolism link helped m...thanks for this post. the symbolism link helped me win a heated debate that occurred the day before thanksgiving, in which i argued that stephenie meyer did not intentionally write in symbolism by having the girl choosing between vampire and werewolf. my arguments were dismissed when it was discovered that i had not read the books, even though i am pretty familiar with the plot and comments people have made on her terrible writing style. also, when i looked up her name for spelling, i found that it was stephenie with no 'a' and thought that was weird.<br /><br />happy holidaysLhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02749325105521992048noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2417142956866475567.post-8601709146436270432011-12-05T20:42:53.070-06:002011-12-05T20:42:53.070-06:00You should have gone up to the lady making your sa...You should have gone up to the lady making your sandwich and looked at her all creepy like and said "tuna, tuna, tuna, tuna, tuna" ...grab your crotch...then resume with "tuna, tuna, tuna."<br /><br />Why do I think of such things. I blame your post! It reminds us how strange the world is. Hope it was a good cup of coffee.The Igloo Ovenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02026557972401674400noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2417142956866475567.post-67641515554318007862011-10-18T18:35:04.421-05:002011-10-18T18:35:04.421-05:00Jeff, I've neither said goodbye to the dear in...Jeff, I've neither said goodbye to the dear internet nor have I been able to run. And now nor am I able to leave comments on your blog. Still laugh when I go to iglooven.com rather than theigloooven.com. <br /><br />I think whoever read your novel draft meant that you should be aware of tense change, not that you should necessarily always write in present tense. Inconsistencies are okay but need to be a necessary device. That's what I think that reader had in mind. <br /><br />Please throw pebbles next time you are at Wendy's. Actually, better not, just throw a 5-pack of nuggets instead. Or a crispy chicken sandwich...no mayo.Jebhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02841663542283101705noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2417142956866475567.post-55287919972989460222011-10-18T18:21:40.623-05:002011-10-18T18:21:40.623-05:00Lindsay, you need to find friends who make fun of ...Lindsay, you need to find friends who make fun of you better/more. Thanks for dropping by. I hope to actually give your and other columns a read but I am a bad internet reader. I also hate capitalizing "internet."<br /><br />Next best anagram for your last name is Neate, which looks like a fancy foreign spelling of "neat," and isn't so great. Of course, if we use your whole name, we can roll with Say Date Linen. Or Sad y Neat Line, which is a stretch predicated upon use of my poor knowledge of Spanish.<br /><br />Stay fresh,<br />JebJebhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02841663542283101705noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2417142956866475567.post-20663472311541589542011-10-18T10:24:20.306-05:002011-10-18T10:24:20.306-05:00Hi Jeb—
Oh man, I think you're the first pers...Hi Jeb—<br /><br />Oh man, I think you're the first person ever to riff on my last name. Hadn't even thought about it being an anagram. Well played, sir. Enjoyed your responses. Keep on writing. <br /><br />Cheers,<br />Lindsay Eanet/EatenLindsayhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02360421015988094466noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2417142956866475567.post-29251660410285236412011-10-08T08:48:46.378-05:002011-10-08T08:48:46.378-05:00Bummer that you still can't run. You should gr...Bummer that you still can't run. You should grab a wheel chair and get a good arm work out in. <br /><br />Fall is also great for eating heavy casseroles. Or hot dishes as Minnesotans will say. Eating them and feeling heavy. And then really needing run. Or wheel chair. Or bob up and down in the pool like the old ladies do at Bally's or the Y. <br /><br />If you disappear from online I'll just go to that Wendy's and start yelling your name, Jeb.The Igloo Ovenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02026557972401674400noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2417142956866475567.post-17039578476912375492011-08-01T02:06:29.412-05:002011-08-01T02:06:29.412-05:00people trying to rip you off is a bad enough feeli...people trying to rip you off is a bad enough feeling, but the specific wording of this email always made me feel as if my body as well might disappear somewhere.Jebhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02841663542283101705noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2417142956866475567.post-75091495992372324122011-07-31T20:16:03.164-05:002011-07-31T20:16:03.164-05:00i got this e-mail three days ago. and the number d...i got this e-mail three days ago. and the number didnt work, so i looked up on google cus this "great" opportunity didnt make since. who ever was e-mailing me would not answer any of my questions and to top it off the number on the contract didn't work. wow, this was a big waste of my time. glad i looked up information before i jumped into it.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2417142956866475567.post-43658823635087876892011-07-13T15:16:56.836-05:002011-07-13T15:16:56.836-05:00lid, for sure. i live right in that 'hood, and...lid, for sure. i live right in that 'hood, and should still live there in october. race connect maybe and post-hang, DEFINITELY.<br /><br />i hope you follow comment threads.Jebhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02841663542283101705noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2417142956866475567.post-73864502367929374982011-07-09T09:18:05.983-05:002011-07-09T09:18:05.983-05:00i am signing up for bucktown again this year... wo...i am signing up for bucktown again this year... would not be able to keep up with you, but maybe meet up afterward?<br /><br />lidLhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02749325105521992048noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2417142956866475567.post-32088861008921838042011-05-31T12:12:38.608-05:002011-05-31T12:12:38.608-05:00your real mistake was even reading that far. also,...your real mistake was even reading that far. also, the colors on this thing are really ugly. i might have to return this to it's old style.Jebhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02841663542283101705noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2417142956866475567.post-5158882087727733062011-05-30T11:00:32.320-05:002011-05-30T11:00:32.320-05:00I dozed off after Jesse Eisenberg was mentioned.I dozed off after Jesse Eisenberg was mentioned.C.Townhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10122083609779866313noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2417142956866475567.post-23436100549642416622011-05-01T19:27:22.621-05:002011-05-01T19:27:22.621-05:00Instead of stumbling upon the pic of the so-so cut...Instead of stumbling upon the pic of the so-so cute big breasted chick, maybe next time try to do so purposely. I can honestly say I appreciate you taking into account my suggestion. This weather has been great, but I'm anxious for the consistent wave of heat which I've been told starts mid May. Can I at least feel like I'm back in Cali, cot damn!C.Townhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10122083609779866313noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2417142956866475567.post-56990796615281729472011-04-30T20:21:45.520-05:002011-04-30T20:21:45.520-05:00Jeff, Igloo Oven, that's a good one. I must re...Jeff, Igloo Oven, that's a good one. I must read it. And Turban Tan. And Whiskey Pike.Jebhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02841663542283101705noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2417142956866475567.post-30054044812337106242011-04-30T17:51:58.013-05:002011-04-30T17:51:58.013-05:00My mom gave me a baggy for easter with very mini v...My mom gave me a baggy for easter with very mini versions of the Cadberry Creme Egg. It threw me for a loop. I felt like a giant. Childhood no bigger than a fingertip.The Igloo Ovenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02026557972401674400noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2417142956866475567.post-29278755588176346422011-04-27T10:48:06.042-05:002011-04-27T10:48:06.042-05:00Ah, the old post pictures of hot women to boost ac...Ah, the old post pictures of hot women to boost accidental arrivals, if not actual readership. Charles, you would enjoy almost any of <a href="http://www.mancouch.com/contributors/jebsolomon/" rel="nofollow">these posts</a>. <br />Then there is <a href="http://www.mancouch.com/696956156/the-one-thing-women-cant-resist/" rel="nofollow">this one</a>, which has no pics of hot women, but still holds a special place in my heart.Jebhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02841663542283101705noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2417142956866475567.post-44279864514728376272011-04-26T22:13:40.827-05:002011-04-26T22:13:40.827-05:00Yeah you need some pix homeslice...preferably scan...Yeah you need some pix homeslice...preferably scantily clad women atop each post.C.Townhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10122083609779866313noreply@blogger.com