I am hoping Adam Sandler devises a Passover song at some point or at least makes an addendum to The Chanukah Song to include David Beckham who, I learned today, is apparently about as Jewish as I am. Technically, as it is his mother that is Jewish (for me it was my father) he is more of a Jew than I, but somehow I doubt he has mowed down on matzoh, which probably shifts the Jew-factor back in my favor.
Hell, with my own love of crap song parody, maybe I'll put together my own jingle before the sun sets this Saturday and we kick things off with the seder for Passover 5768. But if I don't happen to drop back here in time, remember to put some lamb's blood on your door and Borai pri hagofen.
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